If your home is anything like ours, this winter has been a revolving door of viruses. Tissues flow non-stop. But now at least there’s an entertaining dispenser to make blowing your stuffy nose a bit less of a drag. Behold this remarkably accurate R34 Nissan Skyline GT-R tissue box now available in Japan.
No tissue box deserves to be this cool, but for some reason Camshop Japan has decided to mold one of the household’s most mundane items out of a Wangan killer. The box is officially licensed Nissan and has rolling wheels. It measures 292mm (11.4 inches) long, which makes it kind of an awkward 1:15.75 scale.
The scale was likely determined by the size of standard Japanese wet tissue packs. You’ll need a steady supply of those packs, which measure up to 140 x 93 x 70 mm (l x w x h) in order to make this anything more than an elaborate desk ornament. It comes in Bayside Blue, silver, and black, and costs ¥6600 ($47 USD). For once, the company does offer international shipping. The R34 becomes legal to import next year, but if you can’t afford one you can at least cry into these tissues.
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Obviously, it runs fast and accelerates like snot!
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The thing is… will stateans be good towards all R34 chassis (coupe/wagon/sedan) or they’re just being cherry-picky for GTR models? Because, the coupe is very fragile if they want to really get +500 hp and still being stock on body, and after that I seriously recommend roll cage.
But that’s just an exaggeration, because all coupes cannot hold +500 hp, they’re simply not made for this. Likewise, if you don’t like even that 1957 Skyline, then you’re not ready for Nissan at all hehehe. These R34s – and especialy the GTR versions) will betray some idiots there.