Drop the song title “Z-Zuke” into a translator and you get “pickled Z.” While it is true that in Japanese zuke means “pickled” as delicious in tsukemono, this little ditty is not about making a jar of preserved vegetables from your S30. Zuke also means “to absorb oneself in” (ie, to be obsessed with) as in “JNCers are all kyuusha-zuke!”
Sadly, one can get a bit too absorbed, and whoever composed this over-sugared, seizure-inducing techno tune appears to have let their love of a good G-nose completely warp their sanity. We can’t really describe the video per se, as we woke up in a puddle of our own drool after blacking out for three days, before which our last conscious thought might have been that despite a 2007 release, Z-Zuke’s production values appear to be more appropriate for a cable access show circa 1982. All we can really say is proceed to watch it at your own risk. And though it’s no Far East Movement, should the urge to listen to this song more than once actually strike you, here it is on Amazon Japan.
i thought to myself, “how bad could it really be?”.. answer? really bad.. not something you want to hear OR see at 6:45am… this is not how i wanted to start my day..
had to play it in mute after the first 30 seconds.
Muhahaha the pc’s @ work are all muted (first time to my advantage)
Nice Z footage though!
haha, terrible!
OMGWTF! I wish I had muted my sound. What a terrible song to listen to.
The only thing they are good at is dancing the beautiful lines of the G-Nose.
And, of course, the footage of the Z makes it a little bit more bearable. 😀
I found myself strangely mesmerized by the chunky chic!……………………..I think I’ll go pluck my eyeballs out
She must have been the S130 fan…. 🙂
I stopped this at 37 seconds, and I will never forget her face… at least it wasnt the big one.
I am now strangely addicted to this song, and the one in the hat is kinda cute…
what just happened?
Amazon Japan you say?…..
Watching those 3 chunkers flop around while shouting “Zuke” was quite painful. Was this supposed to be a joke? No wonder you guys passed out in a pool of your own drool. I watched at my own risk and regret it.
I am going to the toilet now. I have an anal explosion to contain. I will do this while shouting out ZUKE!!!
All i wanted to see was just the z lolz…
Sorry,Toni Basil. “Mickey” is no longer the worlds most annoying song.
z cars, skanky chicks, and bubble gum music.. what’s not to like?
Tuti-tati-tuti-tati-tuti-tati ~~ ZUKE, ZUKEE, ZUKEEE!
This is not good for my health.
JNC is now unfavorited.
Archive this whole website before you break the internet.
Haha, were you guys high last night when you found this random video?!?
No, but upon viewing it we immediately wished we were.
LOL…you’d never catch a Hako in a video like this.
Perhaps we need to make one then.
Starts out like a BMI video, then it all goes to hell.
Ben, April 1st was two weeks ago!
I started looking for a fresh razer blade – not for my wrist – for my JNC window decal !! 🙂
Sadly I did not know about this video back on April 1. Even sadder, it is not a joke.
At least it was short… 🙂