Here at JNC headquarters, our weekends are filled with excitement. And by excitement we mean the things our butlers would be doing if we were filthy rich. Well, at least there’s something to be gained from doing your own laundry. According to Lifehacker‘s recent series of low-budget car care tips, dryer lint is an excellent material to absorb oil spills with. So save up that fuzzy mass. Now if there’s one hitch in that plan, it’s that our rusty heaps hemorrhage a lot more fluids than we slobs do laundry.