So there’s a 1973 Datsun 240Z with only 19,000 miles on eBay right now. The bad news is, it looks about as subtle as a late 70s porn star. Not only does it have an “IMSA body kit” and enough stripes to cover a 1977 Dodge conversion van, you also get a whale tail spoiler and a mural of a half-naked barbarian in a fuzzy codpiece on the hood. Classy! It was halfway into a small block Chevy swap so it doesn’t come with an actual 19,000 mile engine per se, but it does come with an inexplicable “TURBO” decal on the side. And just in case you couldn’t tell that it’s awesome, it says so, right there on the front air dam. Oh, it’s located in New Joisey too, so interested parties better snap it up quick because it’s “EXTREAMLY UNIQUE AND IN EXTREAMLY GOOD CONDITION…A ONCE IN A LIFETIME FIND.” Let’s hope so.