I had Datsun 510s as my only vehicles from 1992-2002. In 2004 I bought I a Sentra SER Spec V as a daily driver. I debadged it and put a bumper sticker on it that said "I <3 My Datsun". A car-illiterate friend that had ridden in my Datsuns dozens, possibly hundreds of times saw the bumper sticker and said "When did you get a dog?"
Car-illiterate is one thing. Confusing 'Datsun" with "Daschund" is a whole new level of retarded.
1980 Toyota Celica
1984 Porsche 911
1988 Mazda RX-7
Ex-JNCs: 1980 Datsun 510, 1979 Mazda RX-7, 1986 Mazda RX-7, 1992 Mazda Miata