Yes this would be that car, and I am going to assume it can't be pulled straight but I guess I'll let the pros tell me when that time comes. He said people were coming everyday to look at it but when they saw the front end they ran away. He made it sound like it was only a fender bender though. I also grabbed it for much less than he was asking so I scooped it up, even if it needs an entire front end I have time and patience.
And yes, the cracked dash is because of his knee unfortunately. Thats by far the worst part of the interior, everything else is good, the dash doesn't even have a crack so I was pretty happy about that.