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 Post subject: ~the craigslist translator~
PostPosted: Fri Dec 25, 2009 9:21 pm 
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PostPosted: Sat Dec 26, 2009 1:12 am 
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Location: Worst Covina

Problem locally is that very few of the CL ads are written in a language that's understandable.

"4 sell: 240sx SkyLiNe sIvLIA
has reel gt-r moter, RB20DET!1
good for drifeting
maek an offer, i am higly educated so dont' waest my tiem."

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PostPosted: Tue Dec 29, 2009 11:47 am 
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Location: LA
In case that gets deleted, here's the text

Craigslist Translation Dictionary
Project = I have the steering wheel and a pile of twisted metal with a tree growing through it.
Rust Free = It is a rusted out turd and um, oh the frame doesn't count
Rare = 100,000 or less produced
Race Car = all stock including the rear end, axles, u-joints and transmision - Snarkey Burke emailed a revised translation - no title , possibly stolen
Nice Trim = one piece that is left on the car
Easy Fix = floors missing along with half the parts and buyer must own a fab shop
Turns Heads = What the crap did they do
Cheap Fix = not to be mistaken for easy fix where buyer must own a fab shop, cheap fix is used to show seller is a retard since it is a "cheap fix" and it still has not been done.
Reduced Price = I realized I was selling a rust free, rare, head turning car with nice trim and only a few cheap and easy fixes
!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! Come on you know who you are!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
So I guess I'm selling the car in the pics
that is none of the terms listed above 17k rolling and 30k turn key - thanks for looking

Tyler wrote:
How I long for a shit brown wagon.

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