Oh my god.
There's nothing like giving an unwary friend Jollibee spaghetti.
Which unlike traditional spaghetti, is made out of hot dogs, with ketchup.
...Which unlike traditional ketchup, is made with bananas.
And yet somehow, the whole damn thing winds up tasting like pork and beans. There's just no preparation for the sensation.
I only wish you could get the corn flake and cheese whatever halo halo milkshake in the US... We have one in the Moreno Valley mall.
Hicks mistake the Jollibee for a "normal" fast food restaurant, scratch their heads for a few moments at the menu, then order something which is undoubtedly not what they would have expected. It's fun just to spot the looks on faces, though the place is actually the most popular at the MoVal mall, not that that says much.
(*hint: Their website's kid section is the most amazing thing ever, and contains ACTUAL KARAOKE that you can sing along to. It'd be the most Filipino thing in the world, if it all weren't a McDonalds rip-off, and they sold balut.
Ube boba is awesome though, even if the boba is oddly non-firm
I typically always get a kid's meal, just for the corny ass toy (and actually need to pick up another Jollibee Mascot doll in the barong, as I keep giving them away).
I feel like a ChickenJoy.