Safe to say, I don't envy the cars of most hicks; thankfully most dont wind up with cool cars. I currently live in the douchebag Capitol of California (moving soon), before they all went broke and lost their home equity, hicks drove late model lifted trucks, new Mustangs with body kits, stickered Chargers etc...
The older, more grizzled and high-school aged hicks drive falling-apart Chevelles and F-bodies with springs unshackled and primer, or grubby 5.0s.
Most old imports I see tend to be enthusiast-owned, or daily driven. Most S30s I see are either restored, tastefully modded, or still sport faded paint and 70s/80s accessories and kits.
I occasionally despair over the fact that the S30 is often the only import car that hicks will show any interest in, seeing as their tastes usually involve stuffing in a big dumb V8 and slapping on douchebag livery... Big dumb V8s have their place, and it isn't where a smooth OHC straight six used to be
Hicked up cars make us all look worse by proxy.
You can tell the hick-listed craigslist postings for our cars... They're normally punctuated by misspellings of whatever dumb project they had in mind for it, where they thankfully ran out of money or ambition. Most hicks are lazy.