and my soon to be ex-wife of 22 years had a habit of calling my Datsun "gay".
No joke: these texts were sent to me within the last two hours by a 37 year old, 5'6, 145lbs, blonde cutie who drives an '09 Chrysler 300 and makes nice bucks:
"Lmao! I know what you mean. Lol. I just like you for your datsun. Makes me hot. Lol."
"I want to blow you in it, remember? Lol. Goodnight baby!"