Where Old Subarus Go to Die
Legend has it that when an old elephant knows its time is near, it instinctively heads toward an elephant graveyard, a hidden pachyderm skeleton repository where it, and its predecessors, can go to die quietly away from the herd. The same is true for Subarus, as recreated in this poignant ad, in which a Forester owner takes his timeworn workhorse to “Subaru Heaven” to rest beside BRATs and 360s as his friend follows in a newly redesigned Forester.
May 2nd, 2008 at 8:27 am
Ummm…. ok…?
“Yeah, it still runs and drives fine. But I’m gonna scrap it just because.”
Silly clown.
I do want that Brat though.
May 2nd, 2008 at 5:54 pm
WTF!
I love my car, but I’m too much of an AssClown and lazy to learn how
to fix it!
You know isn’t it funny that in such a “Green” time instead of recycleing
we here at Subaru would rather litter a feld……
;-P
May 2nd, 2008 at 6:28 pm
So, with Subarus, at 300,000 miles, you park them in the middle of a field for other people to strip. Doesn’t say much for the expected lifespan of their product.
Well, with my Gemini, at 300,000 miles, I get back in, turn the key, and start on the next 300,000 miles!